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Be a Carbon Onsetter

Join the Carbon Army and become a Carbon Onsetter, restoring balance to the world countering the harmful actions of so-called “Carbon Offsetters” and achieving better living through carbon emission.

A “Carbon Offsetter” is a person who believes, or pretends to, that “the world is ending” but that somehow it can be saved if they force others to reduce something they call a “carbon footprint.”

Really, they are just carbon haters: power seeking individuals seeking to control others, and the hapless fear-driven mob who support them.

A Carbon Onsetter knows the world is not ending. Not now, nor any of the other countless times it was claimed throughout history by the same kind of grifters doing it now. Carbon Onsetters seek a comfortable existence for themselves and betterment of the human race through abundant energy expenditure and maximum carbon emission. We are the carbon lovers.

Being a Carbon Onsetter is about enjoying your life without guilt, and making the world a better place for yourself and others. Now is the best time that it has ever been to be alive — don’t let carbon haters take that away from you with their worn out mantra of deprivation and fear.

Here’s some simple every day ways you can counter the carbon haters:

  • Live large without fear or guilt

  • Leave your lights on

  • Take a good inch of free napkins any time you can

  • Use disposable dishes and cutlery

  • Use multiple straws

  • Leave the tap running

  • Idle your car

  • Take 7 – 8 stir sticks every time you get a coffee

  • Double bag everything

  • Leave your fridge door open unnecessarily for at least 30 seconds every day

  • Decycle (decycling is intentionally using the “wrong” bins in urban recycling programs)

The point of these things is to defy the demands and controls of the climate grifters, and to enjoy your life.

The idea that the world is ending because of plastic bags is like something a 4 year old would come up with. Calling carbon, the basis of all life on earth, pollution, is insane. We, the Carbon Army reject this and live our lives in comfort, without guilt or fear, in the way all normal people always have and want to.

Join us today!

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