About that Arctic Ice pack
As I perused the latest CNN attempt to create fear and despair by pushing the worn-out nonsense about the supposedly vanishing ice pack, I couldn’t help but chuckle. It seems like just yesterday Al Gore was confidently proclaiming that the Arctic would be ice-free by 2014. Remember that? And let’s not forget the doomsday prophecies of Greta Thunberg, who insisted the world would be destroyed by now. She’s gone kind of quiet about that prediction, hasn’t she?
Well, what do you know — the Arctic ice is still there! Imagine my shock. Not only is it there, like always, doing just fine, but so are the polar bears. It seems Mother Nature didn’t get the memo about the impending apocalypse. If we are to be plagued by unethical charlatans and mentally unstable school dropout hustlers telling us the world is ending for the most absurd reasons one could imagine, couldn’t we at least get ones smart enough to set the date far enough in the future so they can’t be so obviously disproven?
Couldn’t we at least get an apocalypse with some chest hair, something imaginative and devastating, like a giant interstellar space cat using the Earth as a playtoy? Instead, what do we get: “Oh no, the ice is melting, what are we going to do now?”
C’mon, man.
While frauds and crooks like Gore and Thunberg enjoy their comfortable lives built off their fearmongering, ordinary people and companies around the world are making the world a better place and improving the lives of people everywhere by developing and providing abundant energy. It’s all about Better Living through Carbon Emissions. Hope always wins over fear.
Introducing Carbon Liberation Technology
The base authoritarian instincts of the lunatic Green Overlords are revealed in their relentless desire for control. From what you drive, to where your Salmon comes from, to whether or not you can have straws and how you bag your groceries. Pick a thing and a parade of witless fools is trying to control it. So of course they think something as monstrous as “Carbon Capture” is naturally the way to go. Capture. Imprison. Control. These are the pursuits of mediocrities and little minds.
Here at morecarbon.org we believe in freedom, and abundance, and in doing Good. To us Carbon Capture is not only bizarre and self evidently stupid and pointless, it’s actually evil. We cannot rest knowing that somewhere in the world, Carbon is being unjustly imprisoned (and probably tortured) by the agents of the Green Mob.
So, fresh from the runaway success of our 5 Engine Vehicle, our engineers have worked on our technology to offset the harm of “Carbon Capture”. We have perfected and proudly introduce our patented “Carbon Liberation Technology”
Our technology has the opposite effect of “Carbon Capture.” It doesn’t constrain and imprison, it frees Carbon, magnifies its emissions and amplifies its effect. It can be easily retrofitted to any industrial setting for immediate beneficial effect. Not only is industrial output increased, work areas are cleaner as well since Carbon Liberation Technology causes more carbon to be emitted into the atmosphere to perform its beneficial effect of feeding plants and preventing ice ages.
In conservative numbers, Carbon Liberation Technology:
Increases productivty by 15%
Increases powerplant generation by 40%
Results in 480% emissions increase from the same amount of fuel
It pays for itself, install in minutes, it’s offered At Cost. We did not create this to make money but to make the world a better place for all of humanity.
Don't let the eco-extremists win. The future they offer is one of scarcity, inefficiency, and shivering in the dark (though not them of course, they’ll need to jet around the world eating good food to make sure you can’t do the same)
Carbon Liberation Technology is our weapon against a future of frozen food shortages and bicycle commutes. Embrace abundance, embrace freedom, embrace Carbon Liberation Technology. It's the only way to save humanity from a future powered by kale smoothies and wishful thinking.
We created a 5 engine vehicle
Here at morecarbon.org, we were certain we could do better than “hybrid” vehicles, which have both an electric motor and combustion engine, adding huge amounts of weight and complexity and substantially increasing the energy and resources needed to manufacture and sustain it.
We also were sure we could do better than the Tesla “dual motor” vehicles, which require a much more complex supply chain and larger amounts of exotic resources to manufacture than ordinary vehicles that most people drive, and then double it to have two motors because…. reasons.
The logic is more motors is better. Adding all kinds of extra weight to increase the energy needed to move it s a good thing — we certainly think so. Joyous, profligate energy expenditure, revelling in abundance, that’s the basis of our entire organization here at morecarbon.org.
So why be limited to a mere two engines? Going from one to two doesn’t impress us. Three is obviously better than two, but why stop there. We are ambitious.. We don’t just want to incrementally improve, but take a giant leap forwards.
For this reason our engineers have been hard at work on the world’s first five-engine vehicle. We call it: the Carbon Cruiser Pro Max.
The first engine is a custom 18 cylinder gasoline engine with over 300 hp.
The second engine is another, identical 18 cylinder gasoline engine just like the first, adding redundancy and more power
The third is a conventional diesel engine so we have vibrant diversity in our fueiling options and in our emissions
The fourth is a jet turbine, a scaled down version of the engine which powers the M1 Abrams battle tank. This greatly enhances our Fuel Diversity and allows the vehicle to achieve unparalleled acceleration and top speed.
Finally, we have an electric motor, but no battery, because batteries in vehicles are inefficient and unnecessary. The electric motor draws power from the surplus energy of the other 4 engines, which have plenty to spare. We say it’s one motor but actually its 4, one in each wheel, and allows for virtually instantaneous acceleration.
Here’s our prototype. Because don’t have to mess with dangerous and inefficient Lithium batteries our production is simplified and we can pass the savings on to you. If you’re interested in the Carbon Cruiser Pro Max, contact us
Drive safe!
Carbonius
Carbon Cruiser Pro Max from morecarbon.org
Recycling is Racism
One of the most pointless and stupid exercises in the West, and boy that’s saying something, is Big R Recycling – a compulsory trash Tetris with penalties for not following ridiculous rules of refuse. Unlike the old, voluntary recycling driven by personal incentive, Big R Recycling coerces labor from those already footing the bill for municipal waste services. Because nothing says "green" like forced compliance.
Back in the days when value dictated recycling habits, the system thrived without the clumsy intervention of government bureaucrats and insane green fanatics. People sought treasures in trash piles, and it all functioned seamlessly.
Big R Recycling isn’t about “saving the planet”; it’s about control and compliance. It mandates the recycling of things such as plastic bottles, where more energy is used recycling them then it takes to just make new ones, defeating the alleged purpose for this pretend environmental salvation nonsense.
But let's pivot away from that familiar hypocrisy to explore an entirely different, and more serious one: Recycling is Racism.
Look at the facts: it divides trash into arbitrary categories, imposing limits where each type can go, which containers and vehicles some items are permitted, which ones may or may not be together and so on. Textbook racism. How about a little garbage equality?
At morecarbom.org we feel this is morally repugnant and wrong. We see no reason to forcibly segregate our trash. It’s straight up discrimination and we will not do it. No good standing member of the Carbon Army will.
We urge everyone to take a stand: just throw all your trash in one giant bag, and then throw it away away without regret. A beautiful mosaic. Garbage diversity.
Recycling is a colossal waste of time. It achieves nothing of value. It insidiously normalizes discrimination against garbage. It must be stopped.
Carbonius
Oil The Rainforests
It struck us as unbalanced that all the great so called “oil spills” happen on land… (How can you ‘spill’ something that’s a natural part of what it spills from and into? I digress…)
After all, the land needs carbon enrichment as well, particularly the Amazon Rainforest home to so much biodiversity and which has never experienced the many benefits of an oil spill.
Recognizing this, we have created a program unique to the world so far as we know – “Oil The Rainforests.”
Through this program, we will purchase and then liberally oil hectares of virgin Amazon rainforest. Probably this will done by aircraft to spread the oil around and evenly coat the entire section, but maybe a better method will come to light. Suggestions are welcome.
Everyone says they love the rainforest but few people do much to help it. Don’t you think trees need oil too? We love the rainforest and what’s more we are going to do something to help it, and the local inhabitants too.
We are cooperating closely with the indigenous Ofpapirui tribes people in our first area of operations, who are very excited that their land will not be neglected any longer and that they have been entered in a contest to win a full size SUV.
If you want to know more about this program or how you can help bring the benefits of carbon release to new areas of the world, drop us an email or join our Discord. Hearing from you helps us do even better.
Have fun out there. We sure are.
Carbonius
Introducing the Bag-Bag
At morecarbon.org, our scientists have taken carbon innovation to a whole new level with our latest creation – the Bag-Bag: a bag for storing other bags!
That’s right the Bag-Bag is engineered specifically to safely store and protect ordinary bags.
It's our common sense response to the ever-escalating efforts of eco-fanatics on a mission to banish plastic and other bags. These bans end up costing people their hard-earned money and inconveniencing them, all while mandating the purchase of those pricier "reusable" cloth bags. It's not only unhygienic and inconvenient but also feels like we're being coerced into submission, doesn't it? Meanwhile there is an obvious need for a solution to store bags of all types that is unmet in the marketplace because of these deranged fanatics who have a problem with bags, straws, and whatever else their warped, tiny minds can obsess over.
That's precisely why we've engineered the Bag-Bag.
The Bag-Bag may seem like your run-of-the-mill bag. You can use it just like any other bag. But the Bag-Bag is no ordinary bag!
It's thicker and denser than your average bag, because it's specifically designed to safeguard and store your beloved ordinary bags
It boasts a carbon footprint 50,000 times larger than your standard plastic grocery bag.
As such it fits our mandate of BETTER LIVING THROUGH CARBON EMISSION.
Each Bag-Bag proudly sports the "BAG-BAG" label along with the distinctive morecarbon.org logo. It's not just a bag; it's a symbol of embracing carbon emissions and pushing back against the green grip on your life. As various jurisdictions continue their bans on plastic bags and intensify their control over your choices, the Bag-Bag highlights their absurdity.
Of course you don’t need to buy a Bag-Bag from us. It’s easy to create your own: simply quadruple-bag your heavy-duty plastic bags, write BAG-BAG and your name on it, stuff it with even more bags, and proudly display your creation.
If you want to know more about the Bag-Bag or morecarbon.org, email us or find us on Discord
It’s so easy to do the right thing isn’t it? Have fun out there.
Carbonius
I am a Carbon Onsetter
My name is Carbonius Rex. I founded morecarbon.org to promote the use of affordable, abundant energy for all and achieve Better Living through Carbon Emission.
I personally live a higher than average carbon footprint life and developed the concept of Carbon Onsetting to encourage others to do the same. It helps undo the harm done by misguided individuals who try to limit energy production and use, which slows and reverses humanity’s progress.. It is natural to expend energy to live a happy and abundant life, and harmful to reduce and constrain it.
If you feel the same, join us in the Carbon Army, and push back the tyranny and deprivation wrapped in green camouflage being shoved down your throat.
The people trying to control and impede your life with fear and guilt are telling you what’s best for them, not for you, often living lives of great privilege and energy consumption, while demanding you must not. Don’t let their “world is ending” nonsense affect you. If their message weren’t so empty they would have something to offer besides gloom, deprivation, and fear.
Remember, for thousands of years there have always been unethical people making an easy living off others by claiming “the sky is falling… unless you do as I say.” Achieving power and influence through such fear is the oldest scam in the book. It is always a scam, always was, and always will be.
The sky is not falling. The world is not ending. It’s a huge Universe out there. Live large and leave the biggest mark you can.
If you want to know more, there is an information page on the Carbon Army here.
Join us, and help morecarbon.org achieve Better living through Carbon Emission.
Carbonius