Introducing the Bag-Bag
At morecarbon.org, our scientists have taken carbon innovation to a whole new level with our latest creation – the Bag-Bag: a bag for storing other bags!
That’s right the Bag-Bag is engineered specifically to safely store and protect ordinary bags.
It's our common sense response to the ever-escalating efforts of eco-fanatics on a mission to banish plastic and other bags. These bans end up costing people their hard-earned money and inconveniencing them, all while mandating the purchase of those pricier "reusable" cloth bags. It's not only unhygienic and inconvenient but also feels like we're being coerced into submission, doesn't it? Meanwhile there is an obvious need for a solution to store bags of all types that is unmet in the marketplace because of these deranged fanatics who have a problem with bags, straws, and whatever else their warped, tiny minds can obsess over.
That's precisely why we've engineered the Bag-Bag.
The Bag-Bag may seem like your run-of-the-mill bag. You can use it just like any other bag. But the Bag-Bag is no ordinary bag!
It's thicker and denser than your average bag, because it's specifically designed to safeguard and store your beloved ordinary bags
It boasts a carbon footprint 50,000 times larger than your standard plastic grocery bag.
As such it fits our mandate of BETTER LIVING THROUGH CARBON EMISSION.
Each Bag-Bag proudly sports the "BAG-BAG" label along with the distinctive morecarbon.org logo. It's not just a bag; it's a symbol of embracing carbon emissions and pushing back against the green grip on your life. As various jurisdictions continue their bans on plastic bags and intensify their control over your choices, the Bag-Bag highlights their absurdity.
Of course you don’t need to buy a Bag-Bag from us. It’s easy to create your own: simply quadruple-bag your heavy-duty plastic bags, write BAG-BAG and your name on it, stuff it with even more bags, and proudly display your creation.
If you want to know more about the Bag-Bag or morecarbon.org, email us or find us on Discord
It’s so easy to do the right thing isn’t it? Have fun out there.
Carbonius