Oil The Rainforests

It struck us as unbalanced that all the great so called “oil spills” happen on land… (How can you ‘spill’ something that’s a natural part of what it spills from and into? I digress…)

After all, the land needs carbon enrichment as well, particularly the Amazon Rainforest home to so much biodiversity and which has never experienced the many benefits of an oil spill.

Recognizing this, we have created a program unique to the world so far as we know – “Oil The Rainforests.”

Through this program, we will purchase and then liberally oil hectares of virgin Amazon rainforest. Probably this will done by aircraft to spread the oil around and evenly coat the entire section, but maybe a better method will come to light. Suggestions are welcome.

Everyone says they love the rainforest but few people do much to help it. Don’t you think trees need oil too? We love the rainforest and what’s more we are going to do something to help it, and the local inhabitants too.

We are cooperating closely with the indigenous Ofpapirui tribes people in our first area of operations, who are very excited that their land will not be neglected any longer and that they have been entered in a contest to win a full size SUV.

If you want to know more about this program or how you can help bring the benefits of carbon release to new areas of the world, drop us an email or join our Discord. Hearing from you helps us do even better.

Have fun out there. We sure are.

Carbonius